|Florida Governor Rick Scott?|
Just after the Florida election an unusual note made its way to my office. The letter looked at first to be a prank; like a blackmailer’s note every word was cut out from magazines and pasted to the page. The envelope bore a Tallahassee postmark yet no return address.
I’m a hard-working entrepreneur, a people person, a man of character and integrity, a reformer as well as a powerful former CEO indirectly involved in a $400 million health care fraud, which was a mere misunderstanding I had nothing to do with, as I was never indicted. Since then I’ve done my best to lead a law abiding lie, errr… life.
I was doing fine until the people swept me into office making me the Governor of a desolate, backward Southern State with some 29 electoral votes and no high speed rail. I enjoy being Governor except for the foul tasting seafood people eat here and the damn elections folks demand every few years. My god, these people are always wanting to vote instead of just finding jobs!
Recently some friends in the Government and I made voting more orderly by restricting the number of polling places, reducing the number of voting days and making it possible for some folks to wait up to eight hours to vote – no wonder they don’t have jobs!
Now I’m worried about investigations and indictments. Could even a people person’s Governor be indicted for being part of a criminal conspiracy to restrict votes? Would it be a better defense to say I didn’t know what I was doing, that I knew what I was doing but didn’t know it was unlawful or that I’m just incompetent?